Below is a massive table of sarcasm-laced listings, followed by details for each. We’ve also included a link to an interactive map (stored locally) if you can’t figure out how to navigate Google. Plus, a final dump of the entire PDF text at the bottom. Because who doesn’t love endless scrolling?
Grand Table of Doom (Overview)
| Apartment/Hotel | Total Price (€) | Bedrooms/Rooms | Bathrooms | Guests Max | Price/10 People (€) | Price/Person/Night (€) | Location | Key Features |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| STAYWELL in Kreuzberg | 2091 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 209.10 | 34.85 | Kreuzberg | Projector, workspace, washer-dryer |
| Fancy Apartment (Events Allowed) | 3351 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 335.10 | 55.85 | Near Senefelderplatz U-Bahn | Events/parties allowed |
| Ottopark Apartment | 2494 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 249.40 | 41.57 | Near Ottopark | Modern design |
| Apartment near Panke Spielplatz | 1728 | 3 | 2 | 11 | 172.80 | 28.80 | Near Panke Spielplatz | Cozy, further from center |
| STAYWELL Design Loft (Alexanderplatz) | 1849 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 184.90 | 30.82 | Near Alexanderplatz | Modern amenities |
| Schöneberg Apartment | 1608 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 160.80 | 26.80 | Schöneberg | Kombucha bar nearby |
| Penthouse at Kurfürstendamm | 1699 | 4 | 2 | 10 | 169.90 | 28.32 | Kurfürstendamm | Large penthouse, roof terrace |
| BENSIMON Apartments Mitte | 2362 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 236.20 | 39.37 | Moabit | Boutique hotel feel |
| Quiet Courtyard Apartment (Near Potsdamer Platz) | 2007 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 200.70 | 33.45 | Near Potsdamer Platz | Luxury kitchen, private entrance |
| Prenzlauer Berg Apartment | 2049 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 204.90 | 34.15 | Prenzlauer Berg | New host, limited info |
| Generator Berlin Alexanderplatz (Hostel) | 2603 | 5 | 1 | 10 | 260.30 | 43.38 | Near Alexanderplatz | Hostel, last-minute alternative |
| Sketchy Place (Fallback) | 1812 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 181.20 | 30.20 | Unknown | Looks a bit questionable |
| Basement Apartment near Potsdamer & Bergmannkiez | 2646 | 3 + living | 1 | 10 | 264.60 | 44.10 | Near Potsdamer/Bergmannkiez | Normal windows, basement location |
| Massive Villa Outside Berlin | 5496 | 7 | 7 | 18 | 549.60 | 91.60 | Schöneiche area | Pool, quiet cul-de-sac, 300m² |
| BIG 7RMS City Central Loft | 3297 | 7 (rooms) | 2 | 10 | 329.70 | 54.95 | Near Zool. Garten | Loft, possibly near Ku’damm |
| Titanic Comfort Mitte (Hotel) | 2633 | 5 (rooms) | 5 | 10 | 263.30 | 43.88 | Mitte | 3-star, ironically named “Titanic” |
| Apartments am Brandenburger Tor | 3697 | 5 (2+3 combined) | 2 | 10 | 369.70 | 61.62 | Near Brandenburg Gate | Two separate apts combined |
| Grand Central City Apartments (Rosenthaler Platz) | 2424 | 3 + sofa(s) | 1 | 10 | 242.40 | 40.40 | Rosenthaler Platz | Easy access to nightlife, oh joy |
| Wilde Aparthotels (Checkpoint Charlie) | 2887 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 288.70 | 48.12 | Checkpoint Charlie | Brand-new, “design-led” apartments |
| Garner Hotel Berlin – Mitte by IHG | 2603 | 4 (rooms) | 4 | 10 | 260.30 | 43.38 | Berlin-Mitte | Bar, 24-hour front desk |
| Park Plaza Wallstreet Berlin Mitte | 2478 | 4 (rooms) | 4 | 10 | 247.80 | 41.30 | Berlin-Mitte | 4-star, stock exchange theme (??) |
| Meliá Berlin | 3622 | 5 (rooms) | 5 | 10 | 362.20 | 60.37 | Near Friedrichstraße | Exclusive Executive club, 4-5 star vibe |
| Numa Berlin Weinmeister | 2900 | 5 (rooms) | 5 | 10 | 290.00 | 48.33 | Mitte/Hackescher Markt | Chic new lobby, no on-site staff |
| Motel One Berlin Mitte | 2924 | 5 (rooms) | 5 | 10 | 292.40 | 48.73 | Kreuzberg (Moritzplatz) | Modern, budget-friendly chain |
| Sheraton Berlin Grand Hotel Esplanade | 3696 | 5 (rooms) | 5 | 10 | 369.60 | 61.60 | Near Tiergarten | 5-star, discount down to €2977 |
Folsom Europe – Price vs. Location Evaluation
Folsom Europe happens in the Nollendorfplatz/Schöneberg area of Berlin. Since you and your friends want to stay near the kinkiest spots (Nollendorf Kiez, or at least easy transit to Berghain / Lab), here’s a quick look at how each listing fares in that regard:
Detailed Evaluation & Suggestions
- Schöneberg Apartment (€1608): Literally in Schöneberg, so you’ll be near Nollendorfplatz. If you want to stumble out of your door and into Folsom madness, this is the prime pick. Decent price, too. Maybe even enough leftover cash for gear.
- Penthouse at Kurfürstendamm (€1699): Also on the west side. Short ride to Schöneberg’s nightlife, but fancier. Perfect if you want to arrive in style – or at least pretend you’re posh before heading to the leather events.
- Sheraton Berlin Grand Hotel Esplanade (€3696, discount €2977): Near Tiergarten, a quick hop to Nollendorfplatz. A 5-star meltdown for your wallet, but at least your outfit won’t be the only thing that’s expensive.
- Motel One Berlin Mitte (€2924): Not exactly next to Nollendorf, but a short U-Bahn ride away. If you’re used to stumbling back from nights out, the ride might feel like an eternity – but hey, it’s budget-friendly (for Berlin, anyway).
- STAYWELL in Kreuzberg (€2091): More in the south/center, decent access to public transport. If you’re willing to cross the city for your late-night fun, it’s a good middle ground.
- Quiet Courtyard Apartment (Near Potsdamer Platz) (€2007): Also not too far from Nollendorf. You can probably Uber it in 5-10 minutes, or U-Bahn it quickly. But do you really want a quiet courtyard after Folsom? Maybe yes, maybe no.
- Fancy Apartment (Events Allowed) (€3351): This is near Senefelderplatz (Prenzlauer Berg area). If you plan to keep the party at home, go for it. But traveling to Nollendorf will be a bit of a trek. Cheers to the S-Bahn at 4am.
- Generator Berlin Alexanderplatz (Hostel) (€2603): Way east. Great if you want to hang at Berghain/ Lab in Friedrichshain instead. But it’s definitely not near Nollendorf, so weigh your fetish venue preferences accordingly.
- Everything else: If it’s in Mitte, it’s somewhat central. But Folsom is in Schöneberg. You can do you, but you’ll be on the U-Bahn a lot. On the bright side, you can show off your outfit to unsuspecting day travelers!
Overall Recommendations:
Closest to Nollendorf/ Folsom Europe: Schöneberg Apartment (cheap, 2 bathrooms, big enough for 10) or Penthouse at Kurfürstendamm (fancier vibe). If money is no object, Sheraton near Tiergarten is a short ride away, though your bank account might need its own safe word.
If you also care about proximity to Berghain/ Lab (Friedrichshain area), you might consider an east-side place like Generator Berlin Alexanderplatz, but you’ll pay with your rest and comfort. For a happy medium, go somewhat central (e.g., Motel One Berlin Mitte or STAYWELL in Kreuzberg) – still not super close, but workable by late-night transport or cabs.
Map of Apartment Locations
Detailed Summaries
1. STAYWELL in Kreuzberg
Total Price: €2091
Bedrooms: 3
Bathrooms: 1
Max Guests: 10
Location: Kreuzberg
Key Features: Projector, workspace, washer-dryer
Price per 10 People: €209.10
Price per Person per Night: €34.85
Description:
Apparently, this place is perfect if you want the “authentic Berlin experience”—so get ready for graffiti, hipsters, and artisanal everything. At least they’ve thrown in a projector, so you can watch Netflix on a giant wall when you’ve had enough of actual culture.
Booking Link: https://www.airbnb.com/l/AnP4OKny
2. Fancy Apartment (Events Allowed)
Total Price: €3351
Bedrooms: 3
Bathrooms: 2
Max Guests: 10
Location: Near Senefelderplatz U-Bahn
Key Features: Events/parties allowed
Price per 10 People: €335.10
Price per Person per Night: €55.85
Description:
Oh, look—a place that dares to let you host a party. Better not let the neighbors know or you’ll get a real taste of Berliners complaining. But hey, at least you can throw that massive birthday bash in actual city center style!
Booking Link: https://www.vrbo.com/nl-nl/vakantiewoning/p11766415
3. Ottopark Apartment
Total Price: €2494
Bedrooms: 3
Bathrooms: 1
Max Guests: 12
Location: Near Ottopark
Key Features: Modern design
Price per 10 People: €249.40
Price per Person per Night: €41.57
Description:
Another “modern design” concept, because apparently minimalism with white walls is the only style out there. If your idea of a good time is analyzing color palettes and scoping out green spaces, this is your jam.
Booking Link: https://www.vrbo.com/nl-nl/vakantiewoning/p10968605
4. Apartment near Panke Spielplatz
Total Price: €1728
Bedrooms: 3
Bathrooms: 2
Max Guests: 11
Location: Near Panke Spielplatz
Key Features: Cozy, further from the center
Price per 10 People: €172.80
Price per Person per Night: €28.80
Description:
Because you love the city but not that much, you can stay away from the hustle and bustle—and all the convenience. Two bathrooms to share among your huge group, so the line won’t be as long as Berghain’s.
Booking Link: https://www.vrbo.com/nl-nl/vakantiewoning/p5575486
5. STAYWELL Design Loft (Alexanderplatz)
Total Price: €1849
Bedrooms: 2
Bathrooms: 1
Max Guests: 10
Location: Near Alexanderplatz
Key Features: Modern amenities
Price per 10 People: €184.90
Price per Person per Night: €30.82
Description:
If “Design Loft” doesn’t impress you, maybe the proximity to Alexanderplatz will. The best part is how you’re basically paying to see the TV Tower from your window—what a treat.
Booking Link: https://home.tg/go/170r40bnx
6. Schöneberg Apartment
Total Price: €1608
Bedrooms: 3
Bathrooms: 2
Max Guests: 10
Location: Schöneberg
Key Features: Kombucha bar nearby
Price per 10 People: €160.80
Price per Person per Night: €26.80
Description:
Ah, Schöneberg. Where you can sip artisanal kombucha and pretend you understand the hype. At least this place is big enough to fit your entire traveling circus—two bathrooms, too!
Booking Link: https://www.vrbo.com/nl-nl/vakantiewoning/p5577324
7. Penthouse at Kurfürstendamm
Total Price: €1699
Bedrooms: 4
Bathrooms: 2
Max Guests: 10
Location: Kurfürstendamm
Key Features: Large penthouse, roof terrace
Price per 10 People: €169.90
Price per Person per Night: €28.32
Description:
A “2-level penthouse” because living on one level is so pedestrian. Enjoy rooftop views of Ku’damm, presumably while you wonder if your credit card will survive the expensive boutiques below.
Booking Link: https://home.tg/go/cvxwy5gkj
8. BENSIMON Apartments Mitte
Total Price: €2362
Bedrooms: 2
Bathrooms: 1
Max Guests: 10
Location: Moabit
Key Features: Boutique hotel feel
Price per 10 People: €236.20
Price per Person per Night: €39.37
Description:
Is it an apartment? Is it a hotel? Who knows, but they call it “boutique” so you can convince yourself it’s worth the price. Perfect if you like living in a place that tries to be fancy yet homely at the same time.
Booking Link: https://home.tg/go/raeb2x33o
9. Quiet Courtyard Apartment (Near Potsdamer Platz)
Total Price: €2007
Bedrooms: 3
Bathrooms: 1
Max Guests: 10
Location: Near Potsdamer Platz
Key Features: Luxury kitchen, private entrance
Price per 10 People: €200.70
Price per Person per Night: €33.45
Description:
Here’s a basement-level apartment—because who needs sunlight anyway? At least you can brag about the private entrance, as if that makes crawling underground more glamorous.
Booking Link: https://home.tg/go/d11iu0556
10. Prenzlauer Berg Apartment
Total Price: €2049
Bedrooms: 2
Bathrooms: 1
Max Guests: 5
Location: Prenzlauer Berg
Key Features: New host, limited info
Price per 10 People: €204.90
Price per Person per Night: €34.15
Description:
A small, cozy hideout in trendy Prenzlauer Berg. The host is new, which probably means fewer reviews to read. On the bright side, you’ll have fewer strangers complaining about the lack of shampoo.
Booking Link: https://www.airbnb.com/l/7Y8ojucf
11. Generator Berlin Alexanderplatz (Hostel)
Total Price: €2603
Bedrooms/Rooms: 5
Bathrooms: 1
Max Guests: 10
Location: Near Alexanderplatz
Key Features: Hostel, last-minute alternative
Price per 10 People: €260.30
Price per Person per Night: €43.38
Description:
Perfect for big groups who love the idea of bunk beds and questionable bar crawls. Because spending the night near Alexanderplatz with 19 other folks in a dorm is everyone’s dream.
Booking Link: Generator Booking.com
12. Sketchy Place (Fallback)
Total Price: €1812
Bedrooms: 2
Bathrooms: 1
Max Guests: 10
Location: ???
Key Features: Possibly the best or worst night of your trip
Price per 10 People: €181.20
Price per Person per Night: €30.20
Description:
They say it looks “a bit sketchy,” so proceed at your own risk. But hey, at least you’ll have a unique story to tell after. Maybe.
Booking Link: No direct link found, good luck!
13. Basement Apartment near Potsdamer & Bergmannkiez
Total Price: €2646
Bedrooms: 3 + living room
Bathrooms: 1
Max Guests: 10
Location: Potsdamer Platz & Bergmannkiez area
Key Features: Normal windows, basement location
Price per 10 People: €264.60
Price per Person per Night: €44.10
Description:
Centrally located, yet somehow still in a basement. “Normal” windows apparently means you can see out… or passersby can see in? Either way, you’re close to the Tech Transport Museum, so that’s fun.
Booking Link: Basement Apt on Airbnb
14. Massive Villa Outside Berlin
Total Price: €5496
Bedrooms: 7
Bathrooms: 7
Max Guests: 18
Location: Schöneiche area
Key Features: Pool, quiet cul-de-sac, 300m² of fancy
Price per 10 People: €549.60
Price per Person per Night: €91.60
Description:
If you’d rather not experience actual Berlin, you can hide away in this giant suburban fortress complete with a heated pool and presumably zero reasons to leave. Perfect for big families or groups that love each other— or at least can pretend to.
Booking Link: Massive Villa Link
15. BIG 7RMS City Central Loft
Total Price: €3297
Rooms: 7 (rooms)
Bathrooms: 2
Max Guests: 10
Location: Possibly near Zoo or Ku’damm
Key Features: Big loft, maybe lots of steps
Price per 10 People: €329.70
Price per Person per Night: €54.95
Description:
So big they had to emphasize “BIG” in all caps. Potentially a great spot if you enjoy counting how many bedrooms you can fit in one building. Look out for the random ATM in the hallway?
Booking Link: BIG 7RMS on Booking.com
16. Titanic Comfort Mitte (Hotel)
Total Price: €2633
Rooms: 5 (rooms)
Bathrooms: 5
Max Guests: 10
Location: Mitte
Key Features: 3-star, ironically named “Titanic”
Price per 10 People: €263.30
Price per Person per Night: €43.88
Description:
Because naming your hotel after a famously unsinkable ship is definitely a good omen. At least it’s near a subway and might not sink.
Booking Link: Titanic Comfort Mitte on Booking.com
17. Apartments am Brandenburger Tor
Total Price: €3697
Bedrooms: 5 (2+3 combined)
Bathrooms: 2
Max Guests: 10
Location: Near Brandenburg Gate
Key Features: Two separate apartments combined
Price per 10 People: €369.70
Price per Person per Night: €61.62
Description:
Why rent one apartment when you can rent two? Enjoy double the kitchens, double the bathrooms (maybe), and double the confusion of figuring out who sleeps where.
Booking Link: Apartments am Brandenburger Tor
18. Grand Central City Apartments (Rosenthaler Platz)
Total Price: €2424
Bedrooms: 3 + sofa(s)
Bathrooms: 1
Max Guests: 10
Location: Rosenthaler Platz
Key Features: Easy access to nightlife, oh joy
Price per 10 People: €242.40
Price per Person per Night: €40.40
Description:
Right in the heart of the action, so forget about sleeping if you’re sensitive to noise. Perfect for the nocturnal traveler with a taste for Berlin’s endless bars.
Booking Link: Grand Central City Apts
19. Wilde Aparthotels (Checkpoint Charlie)
Total Price: €2887
Bedrooms: 2
Bathrooms: 2
Max Guests: 10
Location: Checkpoint Charlie
Key Features: Brand-new, “design-led” apartments
Price per 10 People: €288.70
Price per Person per Night: €48.12
Description:
Named after Oscar Wilde, so expect flamboyant style and witty remarks from the staff—actually there might not be staff. But at least you can blame them for your comedic misfortunes.
Booking Link: Wilde Aparthotels on Booking.com
20. Garner Hotel Berlin – Mitte by IHG
Total Price: €2603
Rooms: 4 (rooms)
Bathrooms: 4
Max Guests: 10
Location: Berlin-Mitte
Key Features: Bar, 24-hour front desk
Price per 10 People: €260.30
Price per Person per Night: €43.38
Description:
Another chain hotel that’ll politely greet you at the front desk while simultaneously charging you for that overpriced soda from the minibar.
Booking Link: Garner Hotel Berlin-Mitte
21. Park Plaza Wallstreet Berlin Mitte
Total Price: €2478
Rooms: 4 (rooms)
Bathrooms: 4
Max Guests: 10
Location: Berlin-Mitte
Key Features: 4-star, stock exchange theme (??)
Price per 10 People: €247.80
Price per Person per Night: €41.30
Description:
Because what’s more relaxing than being reminded of the stock market while on vacation? Maybe you can short your trip if it’s too expensive.
Booking Link: Park Plaza Wallstreet
22. Meliá Berlin
Total Price: €3622
Rooms: 5 (rooms)
Bathrooms: 5
Max Guests: 10
Location: Near Friedrichstraße
Key Features: Exclusive Executive club, 4-5 star vibe
Price per 10 People: €362.20
Price per Person per Night: €60.37
Description:
Enjoy the Executive club, because who doesn’t love paying extra for the same coffee? You’re near all the fancy stores to ensure your wallet never recovers.
Booking Link: Meliá Berlin on Booking.com
23. Numa Berlin Weinmeister
Total Price: €2900
Rooms: 5 (rooms)
Bathrooms: 5
Max Guests: 10
Location: Mitte/Hackescher Markt
Key Features: Chic new lobby, no on-site staff
Price per 10 People: €290.00
Price per Person per Night: €48.33
Description:
Check in with your phone, check out with your regrets. Perfect for those who hate human interaction, yet love paying for fancy décor.
Booking Link: Numa Berlin Weinmeister
24. Motel One Berlin Mitte
Total Price: €2924
Rooms: 5 (rooms)
Bathrooms: 5
Max Guests: 10
Location: Kreuzberg (Moritzplatz)
Key Features: Modern, budget-friendly chain
Price per 10 People: €292.40
Price per Person per Night: €48.73
Description:
Part of the biggest budget chain in Germany, so expect identical teal lounge chairs in every location. At least you know what you’re getting: small rooms and minimal fuss.
Booking Link: Motel One Berlin Mitte
25. Sheraton Berlin Grand Hotel Esplanade
Total Price: €3696 (discount available to €2977)
Rooms: 5 (rooms)
Bathrooms: 5
Max Guests: 10
Location: Near Tiergarten
Key Features: 5-star, watch your wallet
Price per 10 People: ~€369.60 or lower with discount
Price per Person per Night: ~€61.60 or less
Description:
Because who doesn’t want to blow their life savings on room service? On the upside, it’s close to the beautiful Tiergarten park… so you can cry about your bank balance in nature. If you have the right “work relations,” you can get it down to a mere €2977. Such a bargain!
Booking Link: Sheraton Berlin Grand Esplanade
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